Jokes

How many tickles does it need to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

Who is the man that even John cena doesnt want to wrestle with?

Neil Armstrong.

My friend made a well right,and i said this is going WELL she laughed then another day she asked how is it i said its WELL made.She said thankyou and I said your WELL come

My first Friend

ok.that is the first wod that got into my mind when writing this.Ok to the main subject.when i was grade 1 right,i LOVED watching Nickelodeon.It was my first day of school,i found a Friend called Jasen.EVERY SINGLE DAY he talkeed a bout Nickelodeon.one of you might be asking,"but dude,weren't you in TK? well,yes but i didnt talk to anyone.LITTERALY anyone.Then back to Jasen,everyday,I try to talk to Jasen but i just cant.One day I decided,to talk to him i wuz liek "okey,okey,u can du dis,u can du dis."i talked to him and said something really wierd.You know the opening of Nickelodeon?Yeah.That one!I sang it to him he was silent then like "OMG I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!!"i like okeyyyyyy.then we became best friends. everyday we wait for either one of us to come.its like my Twin.And I liked it like If cant do something he helps me.ESPECIALLY CUSIVE WRITING!" thats right.since then i became his first best friend until now for 8 YEARS GOD SAKE!

Terraria

Terraria,The very world is at your fingertips as you fight for survival,fortune,and glory.Deleve deep into cavernous expanses,seek out even greater foes to test your stregth. THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS bosses:eye of cthulhu,skeltron,king slimebrain of cthulhu,eater of worlds,queen bee,wall of flesh,the destroyer,the twins skeletron prime,plantera,golem,flying dutchman,duke fishron,ice queen,pumpking,martian saucer,lunatic cultist,celestial tower,Moon lord Armour:solar eclipse,nebula,stardust(all expert mode) weapons:dropped by moon lord:meowmere lunar flare,last prism,portal gun,terrarian,star wrath,s.d.m.g,celebration,rainbow crystal staff,lunar portal staff.

Ya know,i feel like sometimes my teachers are unfair you know? Do you guys have any suggestion for that?If you do,give me some advice in the comments!thanksssʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

You know,when you try your best and you dont sucseed? Well,i got a good solution for that. you gotta pray to God and know your mistake,and ask your help. God cant just give you answers,you have to study hard aswell. or maybe just be diligent! second,if you did step one,but youre still confused?well,theres bound to be one of your friends that is very,very confident.Just ask for help from that guy.Maybe that will help? thridly,you know the feeling when you feel ready but then youre not?well,theres no need to feel scared! trust in your self. oh! and also,yuouu have when youre grounded?and you just dont jknw wahgt t do?well,its either you study or well,do something!like drawing or even reading!well cya! byeeeeeee